- Diabetes can cause blindness.
Tho' both join'd in one,
The stiller I stand,
The faster I run
For water I'm above;
I touch it not, and truth to say,
I neither swim nor move.
What am I ?
-Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
- A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"
-Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"
- Sailors used to think that wearing a gold earring would improve their eyesight.
What were they thinking?! :S
- The eye of a human can distinguish 500 shades of gray.
- All babies are color blind when they are born.
WOW :O
- You blink your eyes over 10,000,000 times a year
- The slowest growing finger nail is on the thumb and the fastest is on the middle finger.
- The fastest growing tissue for humans is the hair.
- Humans have about the same number of hair follicles as a chimpanzee has.
Riddles:
-Two bodies have I;
Tho' both join'd in one,
The stiller I stand,
The faster I run
What am I ?
- To cross the water I'm the way,
For water I'm above;
I touch it not, and truth to say,
I neither swim nor move.
What am I ?
- Jokes:
- Teacher: Why did the King go to the dentist?
Pupil: To get his teeth crowned.-Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
- A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"
-Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"
*** Hope you guys enjoy this, thank you.
Hi Layan,to break the ice you finally posted.....let me try answering your riddles ,is the first one a clock and the second one air??
ردحذفHahaha, yess!!
ردحذفthe first one is an hour glass timer
and the second has nothing to do with it haha.
Try again. :)
i knoooooooooooow
ردحذفactually salma did :P
the second one's a bridge :D
hehehee *gleeful laugh* :P
you know, the joke abt the alphabet is such a nerd joke.... and i laughed :P
anyway yup i liked it :D
HAHAHA!
ردحذفWell Salma's smart ! :P
Hahaha, yeah it is nerdy
Hahah, thanks ;)