الثلاثاء، 11 يناير 2011

Some facts, riddles, and jokes...

- Diabetes can cause blindness.

- Sailors used to think that wearing a gold earring would improve their eyesight. 
What were they thinking?! :S
- The eye of a human can distinguish 500 shades of gray. 
- All babies are color blind when they are born. 
WOW :O
- You blink your eyes over 10,000,000 times a year
- The slowest growing finger nail is on the thumb and the fastest is on the middle finger. 
- The fastest growing tissue for humans is the hair.
- Humans have about the same number of hair follicles as a chimpanzee has.

Riddles:
-Two bodies have I;

Tho' both join'd in one,

The stiller I stand,

The faster I run





What am I ?

To cross the water I'm the way,

For water I'm above;

I touch it not, and truth to say,

I neither swim nor move. 



What am I ?


- Jokes:
 

Teacher: Why did the King go to the dentist? 
Pupil: To get his teeth crowned.




-Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet



- A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"


-Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?" 
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"


*** Hope you guys enjoy this, thank you. 



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  1. Hi Layan,to break the ice you finally posted.....let me try answering your riddles ,is the first one a clock and the second one air??

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  2. Hahaha, yess!!

    the first one is an hour glass timer
    and the second has nothing to do with it haha.
    Try again. :)

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  3. i knoooooooooooow
    actually salma did :P
    the second one's a bridge :D
    hehehee *gleeful laugh* :P
    you know, the joke abt the alphabet is such a nerd joke.... and i laughed :P
    anyway yup i liked it :D

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  4. HAHAHA!
    Well Salma's smart ! :P
    Hahaha, yeah it is nerdy
    Hahah, thanks ;)

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